Drunken Master

In keeping with the theme of the last post, I thought you all might enjoy this story. I was playing pool in Itaewon with some buddies when encountered this man. He is Japanese, and wantonly soused. In fact he wobbled so much that he fell several times. He routinely kicked his opponents, and told them that their female relatives swam out naked to greet the Japanese battleships, fortunately for me, he knew too little about Canada to insult me righteously. The weird thing is that nobody could beat him at pool. He ran the tables twice when I was there, this one guy didn't get one shot. Incredible sage-like man.