Reliving my youth

Some of the countries I wind up in have big stockpiles of unused military ordinance. They are looking to make a living and I am looking to behave like an idiot. I loved G.I. Joe as a child so I thought hey wouldn't it be fun to squeeze off a few rounds from an AK-47 assault rifle. It was everything I imagined a machine gun could be; noisy, stinky and reminiscent of all that is stupid about humanity. Oh well at least I got to keep the paper target. One more for Grandma's fridge haha.