Monkies

India is just crawling with critters. I was actually mugged by a monkey the other day. I was walking up to see a Laxshmi temple, totally minding my own affairs, when the cheeky little shit climbed my pants and removed a bag of peanuts form my pocket. They are intriguing little creatures, so humanistic. He was not the least bit threatening, he just figured that I was not using the peanuts, so he relieved me off them is the most civilized fashion. I kept walking up to the temple, but picked up a brick, the monkies understood this perfectly, and I was not acosted again.